Hey, long time since i last posted...blah blah the usual. So I have been playing the crap out of Titanfall and I must say; damn its good. Super excited to jump into it, I went to a midnight launch party at a Microsoft Store and it was amazing, so many prizes that were raffled out. AND guess what? did not win anything. yay.

So x amount of hours later and 49 levels deep, I kinda got bored. Now I don't know if its because I haven't been playing my peeps as much or if I feel that its just getting repetitive. I forced myself to play about half an hour the other day. That's how hardcore of a gamer I am, I force myself to play. Yea.  I enjoyed it I guess but did not mind turning it off. I hope I feel differently after some dlc... hopin to pop a chubby if a know what I'm sayin.

Applied for a new position at work, more money, more work, more responsibility. fuk yes. I had a buddy of mine tell me that I needed to more positive, motivated, and confident at work, meh. I'm sure he's right, change in attitude would probably make a difference for the better, but what is the fun in that.

Thinking about writing/typing a short story about an event that I had to participate in for work. Of course I would change the details to make it badass. Change a boring detail to a very interesting and opposite detail. I love the idea of it, but most likely will loose the motivation to do it.

Also did a new shirt with a terminator stencil. i'll be black

Titanfall Beta, oh snap!

So Titanfall went open beta, and it is freaking awesome. It will definitely be a game changer. I am a really big Halo fan, and this plays differently than Halo. But it has really grabbed me...hard.
The wall running and second jump really add a twist to the game. To be really good at Titanfall, you really have to break some first person shooter habits. Not to mention the titan fights.
When you get into a titan is when the madness begins. Facing your metal giant against another gets intense. Not only do you have to worry about the other titan, but there could be people on foot that can deal pretty good damage. You have to really utilize your options well.
On the other hand, if you are on foot and going up against a titan...you're going to have a bad time. Going up against a titan, without a titan will end badly. Unless you use the map to your advantage. Getting to higher ground really seems help, hiding is good too. Either way, that is all for today. Back to titanfall.

Butt Cheese...

   SO like usual...it has been way too long since I posted something, wow. Lots has happened since I last posted...where to start. I got a new phone! Yea, I'm rocking the Nokia Lumia 1020, crazy phone with a 41 megapixel camera. Great for spying on people. Really digging the windows phone and its operating system. Its so simple and yet so powerful, SO MANY FEATURES...
   I also came across a pair of SOL Republic headphones, they're not bad either. I really want a pair of Audio-Technica over the ear headphones...I would really do some stuff for a pair of those.
    Oh I also got an Xbox ONE, and I really really like it. The kinect functionality is so sick. Not to mention really accurate. I've been playing Forza 5 and FIFA 14. Both are so good...butt cheese.

Is that your diarrhea?

      HeyO, I wanted to say hello. Today was a normal day...I worked, had trail mix(since no one else eats it) and went home. Regular day...but as the day progressed I thought about some random things...mostly random words. SO be before leaving work I was hit with a shot of motivation ...in my butt...Therefore I came up with an idea to put together these random words and make a story. Genius! or just another way to pass the time(fyi, i dont believe in time(fyi I dont believe in believing)). So lets get started, recipe for random story: T-Rex, Porcupine, salad, flowers(yea a guy that thinks about flowers), diarrhea, tornado, high five, tires, and cheese. Let's do this.
      In a place far far away, but not too far. We don't want to get lost during this short story. There once lived a dinosaur (at least we will call him a dinosaur, there were no other creatures like him, but I don't wanna call him a Unicorn) and his name was Scoots. Scoots the dino that could maybe have been a Unicorn. Scoots was a lonely individual, but that's not important. What made Scoots special(other than he was the only one of his kind) is that he had a horrible disease. This disease made him addicted to cravings...cravings for the good stuff. What I mean by the "good stuff" I'm talking about high fives!
      Although Scoots could not control his craving for high fives, he still lived a normal life. Since I don't have a name for his disease, we will call his disease; Diarrhea. So Scoots, the lonely dino with his crazy case of diarrhea...perfect. In this place that Scoots lived in, high fives were always great(even if they were coming from a depressed dino that maybe could have been a unicorn). Scoots would meet other creatures and instantly high five them. They would ask, "What's the occasion for the high five?". He would then reply, "I have diarrhea." Which would lead to another high five, yea!
      New high fives everywhere Scoots went, yay! NO, WRONG! Scoots was really hating the high fives. He was sick of them, he was sick as a fat kid eating salad. One day Scoots was walking along some random place at some random time and he came across a tire. He began talking to the tire, yea Scoots feels comfortable around tires. Scoots started whining about his depression and his diarrhea. After a few hours of talking to this tire, something happened! Oh snap!?!
       "Did you say Diarrhea?!" the tire decided to respond to Scoots whining. The tire had heard of Scoots' disease. Scoots was pleasantly surprised, and slightly aroused.  His craving kicked in and started high fiving the tire, but since the tire had lost his arms in an accident involving a flock of chihuahuas, there would be no high fives. The bad part about this is that if your diarrhea cravings are not met, you may have seizures. So Scoots dropped and had a seizure, he was shaking harder than the truffle shuffle.
       Renal failure would soon kick in if Scoots was not taken care of! Ironically enough, the tire was attracted to seizures. The tire was excited to see a harcore seizure up close that he quickly began to rise...to the occasion and grew a massive, thick, veiny, muscular...arm. The tire gave Scoots a massive high five. This quickly stopped the seizure and renal failure was avoided. The tire went on to tell Scoots that there was a cure for his diarrhea.
       Enrique, which was name of the life saving tire, told Scoots that he had to find the tornado of porcupines. In the center of this tornado there would be a piece of the worlds best and purest cheese. If Scoots ate this cheese, he would be cured of his special diarrhea. There was one warning though, the piece of cheese would have to be replaced with another object. No worries though, Scoots had a plan.
        After receiving specific directions on how to find the tornado of porcupines, Scoots began his trip to find his cure. He traveled for a few weeks, high fiving any creature that he came across. Enrique told Scoots that the tornado of porcupines would be atop a mountain made of jelly beans and retired christmas trees. Scoots reached the foot of the mountain and slowly began to climb cure his curse of a  disease....To be continued. Jus sayin. Chinchilla.

Scoots

would you look at that?

so it has been a really long time since i posted. i got a new job and have been working a lot. which im not complaining, money is always good. so e3 is coming up...kinda excited to see what to be shown this time around. i know im getting an xbox one for sure. really excited to see some smash bros. finally a reason to play my wiiU. i know there are some good games for it, but nothng that really interests me or that i havent played before.
just finshed watching hercules, the animate movie from disney. man this movie i freakin good. i remember watching the tv show. good times. you ever fart on someone without them knowing? just a random question. i had an elevator story to insert here, but just lost the motivation. eh. taco crawl yo

The wAlking DeAd FINALeeee!

So this is really really late BUT I wanted to talk about the season 3 Walking Dead finale. I'm mostly going to comment on the major things that happened.

SO first things first, the episode was a disappointment. I was expecting a little more...like a battle or some type of war. I did like the fact that the Governor had a mini army ready to beat some ass at the prison. I really believed that the group had gotten scared and ran away. I was surprised to see them set up an ambush. I was also surprised to see how easy the governor's posse gave up. At this point is where I think people were expecting more.

Man was he pissed at his boys and few gals, for chickening out. Now when he started shooting at his own people, that is when it got good. Then the two remaining goons didn't know what to do. Looked like they had crapped themselves. It was interesting to see the Governor wipe out his own men.

Then it was good to see Andrea die! OMG she needed to die a long time ago. I could not stand that she had access to the town and the prison, and did not take advantage of it. She should have killed the Governor in his sleep. But she got what she deserved for being such an idiot.

Milton...well he died. He finally started doing the right thing. Then he died, lulz. He stood up to the Governor, and he died. Stabbed actually, eh he deserved it. I felt like he was some type of weasel. I was just happy to see Andrea die.




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Lets Talk Beaches...

So like usual, it has been a since I posted up. I am going to talk about some shows. First lets start out with POKEMON. Now I haven't watched pokemon in a while, but I know Team Rocket is still around. Now team rocket consists of two people and their pokemon, along with a talking Meowth. So these three are the protagonists of each episode(most of the time). They are always trying to steal Pikachu and making a mess of things. NOW, I hated(and still do) this group of retards. For some reason they just pissed me off so bad, I believe in if you fail at something, try again. But come on, this show has been going on for over a decade. Just give up team rocket, leave the freaking kids and their pokemon alone, let some other group of useless middle age fux chase them around for once. You have a talking cat, who cares about a damn electric rat. ridonkulus... I know I said I was going to talk about some shows, well I changed my mind. You're an adult, only pokemon today.

catch up or catch DOWN

Yolo SO like usual it has been quite some time...surprise surprise. SO first things first:::I did some things with my laptop...naughty things...so naughty that its almost sexxxual. It involves the screen...if ya know what I'm sayin...giggity giggity. I took the screen completely off! My laptop is now just a 'lap'. There is no screen, oh no the horror! I had a broken hinge and I was just not going to fix it...dunno why but oh well. piima. Using an hdmi cord, my 40 inch tv is now my screen for my 'lap'. Great efffing idea huh? It is. I never used my laptop anyways, it was always a desktop. So when I got this idea I almost came. to my senses. It is working out pretty well...can you say 40 inch skin flix? I can. Moving on, I've been playing Borderlands 2 like crazy, I cannot get enough of this, its like chocolate flavored urine...mmmhhmmm good. That is all I really wanted to say about that. On another note...I will begin to make some PiiMA shirts. The PiiMA revolution has begun. Join me! PiiMA utnys t s hey random:OH HERE IS A LINK TO THE IRON MAN 3 TRAILER

Hey hey hey

SO as usual, it has been a while. Now I have been up to pretty much nothing. Ive been watching quite a bit of Law and Order SVU, not really by choice but whatever. Speaking of...I watched this show on Netflix called The Guild. This show is about a girl and her guild from an online game. I really liked it, I'm glad I was told about it. I've been working on this picture of Iron Man on my drawing tablet. There is a lot I can do with this thing, its freaking crazy, I love it. Hopefully I don't quit on it like everything else. People need to go buy some shirts! GTG going to play some Batman Arkham City: Game of the Year Edition. Hey

shirt 10.0

Hey world, got 2 shirts our for ya. THe shirts are about Ness the character from earthbound/super smash bros. It was an idea out of nowhere. My friends and I liked to joke around about the whole P + Ness(pic). Check it out. There are plenty of colors available. Hey Here is the shirt with black text. Click HERE

Here is the shirt with white text. Click HERE

shirt9.0

Hey everyone(few ppl that actually read this) I changed my mind about the darth vader shirt. I want to make sure it just right. SO that will be done later. BUT I did put up another shirt. Check it out. I think its cool. It involves a younger more kiddish version of the grim reaper. Here's the link. Hey its.time...shirt