Is that your diarrhea?

      HeyO, I wanted to say hello. Today was a normal day...I worked, had trail mix(since no one else eats it) and went home. Regular day...but as the day progressed I thought about some random things...mostly random words. SO be before leaving work I was hit with a shot of motivation ...in my butt...Therefore I came up with an idea to put together these random words and make a story. Genius! or just another way to pass the time(fyi, i dont believe in time(fyi I dont believe in believing)). So lets get started, recipe for random story: T-Rex, Porcupine, salad, flowers(yea a guy that thinks about flowers), diarrhea, tornado, high five, tires, and cheese. Let's do this.
      In a place far far away, but not too far. We don't want to get lost during this short story. There once lived a dinosaur (at least we will call him a dinosaur, there were no other creatures like him, but I don't wanna call him a Unicorn) and his name was Scoots. Scoots the dino that could maybe have been a Unicorn. Scoots was a lonely individual, but that's not important. What made Scoots special(other than he was the only one of his kind) is that he had a horrible disease. This disease made him addicted to cravings...cravings for the good stuff. What I mean by the "good stuff" I'm talking about high fives!
      Although Scoots could not control his craving for high fives, he still lived a normal life. Since I don't have a name for his disease, we will call his disease; Diarrhea. So Scoots, the lonely dino with his crazy case of diarrhea...perfect. In this place that Scoots lived in, high fives were always great(even if they were coming from a depressed dino that maybe could have been a unicorn). Scoots would meet other creatures and instantly high five them. They would ask, "What's the occasion for the high five?". He would then reply, "I have diarrhea." Which would lead to another high five, yea!
      New high fives everywhere Scoots went, yay! NO, WRONG! Scoots was really hating the high fives. He was sick of them, he was sick as a fat kid eating salad. One day Scoots was walking along some random place at some random time and he came across a tire. He began talking to the tire, yea Scoots feels comfortable around tires. Scoots started whining about his depression and his diarrhea. After a few hours of talking to this tire, something happened! Oh snap!?!
       "Did you say Diarrhea?!" the tire decided to respond to Scoots whining. The tire had heard of Scoots' disease. Scoots was pleasantly surprised, and slightly aroused.  His craving kicked in and started high fiving the tire, but since the tire had lost his arms in an accident involving a flock of chihuahuas, there would be no high fives. The bad part about this is that if your diarrhea cravings are not met, you may have seizures. So Scoots dropped and had a seizure, he was shaking harder than the truffle shuffle.
       Renal failure would soon kick in if Scoots was not taken care of! Ironically enough, the tire was attracted to seizures. The tire was excited to see a harcore seizure up close that he quickly began to rise...to the occasion and grew a massive, thick, veiny, muscular...arm. The tire gave Scoots a massive high five. This quickly stopped the seizure and renal failure was avoided. The tire went on to tell Scoots that there was a cure for his diarrhea.
       Enrique, which was name of the life saving tire, told Scoots that he had to find the tornado of porcupines. In the center of this tornado there would be a piece of the worlds best and purest cheese. If Scoots ate this cheese, he would be cured of his special diarrhea. There was one warning though, the piece of cheese would have to be replaced with another object. No worries though, Scoots had a plan.
        After receiving specific directions on how to find the tornado of porcupines, Scoots began his trip to find his cure. He traveled for a few weeks, high fiving any creature that he came across. Enrique told Scoots that the tornado of porcupines would be atop a mountain made of jelly beans and retired christmas trees. Scoots reached the foot of the mountain and slowly began to climb cure his curse of a  disease....To be continued. Jus sayin. Chinchilla.

Scoots

what did you say about china food...?

So once again I find myself posting up, not like its a bad thing. I want to talk about food...man I freaking love food. I am always craving Chinese food. Nothing better than some freaking sesame chicken with some chicken fried rice and an egg roll on the side. Which Chinese food got me thinking about happiness. Then happiness got me thinking about kids(creepy). Kids enjoy so many things, they enjoy them so much that it freaks me out. I cant remember the last time I felt so happy towards something. I've seen my kids go completely nuts over bubbles, BUBBLES man! I get more depressed just thinking about it. For example, I love video games. Or I thought I loved video games. I used to be able to play til 4 in the morning, good times. Nowadays I can barely play for a half hour without passing out. I honestly cannot remember the last time I truly enjoyed something. I cant think of something I would enjoy so much. I used to enjoy drawing, nowadays I can't get a decent idea for a drawing. Man do I miss the old days.

Lets Talk Beaches...

So like usual, it has been a since I posted up. I am going to talk about some shows. First lets start out with POKEMON. Now I haven't watched pokemon in a while, but I know Team Rocket is still around. Now team rocket consists of two people and their pokemon, along with a talking Meowth. So these three are the protagonists of each episode(most of the time). They are always trying to steal Pikachu and making a mess of things. NOW, I hated(and still do) this group of retards. For some reason they just pissed me off so bad, I believe in if you fail at something, try again. But come on, this show has been going on for over a decade. Just give up team rocket, leave the freaking kids and their pokemon alone, let some other group of useless middle age fux chase them around for once. You have a talking cat, who cares about a damn electric rat. ridonkulus... I know I said I was going to talk about some shows, well I changed my mind. You're an adult, only pokemon today.

Lena's Story

Now this post I sat down with a 7 year old and told her to tell me a story. This is her story... There was a cowgirl, or she thought that she was a cowgirl. She had everything to be a cowgirl, even the hat. The other kids were real cowboys and cowgirls. She raced the others on her horse, and she won. The horse didn't have lasers. This made her a real cowgirl. She really likes catching cows with ropes. She once caught a cow in the desert. The cow had crazy milk powers. The milk gave people more sugar, this made them run fast and never stop. At least until they became old and died. The cowgirl lived in the desert, she lived by herself. She did live with he cow though. This was a smart cow, which is not the same cow that had the crazy milk powers. The cowgirl loved being in the desert with her cow, she found a puppy in the desert. The puppy was yellow and white and the dog had a smart phone. They lived together and the end.

Walking Dead Season 3(kinda)

SO I just finished the walking dead mid season finally...I have to say that I was very impressed. The guys behind the show really know what they're doing. Hell, they got me to watch all the episodes up to season 3 in a matter of days. Some of my friends were telling me that I have an addiction....What do they know. I am addicted though, cannot wait till February. My goal is to find someone to watch the season premier with. Right now I don't really have anyone to talk to about the show, which really blows. I should also look into if I even get AMC...now wouldn't that suck.

Somethings that well...somethings

First things first, I started watching The Walking Dead. WOW I made a lot of fun about this show and never really gave it a chance. This is really a good show. I am shocked at how much I can't get away from this show. Even as I type this, I am watching the 18 Miles Out episode(Season 2). This show has been on Netflix for a little bit now. I started with watching the first episode, I finished it and was like, "Eh...not bad." After about a week or two, and hearing more about this show from people at work. I decided to give it another shot. So now I am watching episode after episode, fearing that it will end. Now I'm going to give some opinions on some of the characters. Rick - Badass with a lot of problems, one of em being he is way to kind. Shane - He has his head in the right place, but is very hot headed. I also heard that he dies, so oh well. Lori - Too skinny, needs to eat more. T-Dog - How stereotypical, that the only real black character is named T-Dog. C'mon...but oh well. lulz Carl - Kinda hope he gets bitten for some reason. Dale - He's a nice old guy, that obviously does not know how to button up his shirt. He seems more like a babysitter. he should get bitten too and learn to shave. Andrea - Needs to die, she seems to be more like Shane by the episode. Glen - Love this guy, he's the asian guy. He does everything, and he's banging the cow girl. He needs a katana, hell everyone could use a sweet sharp katana. Now I know there are more characters in the show but oh well. Don't have much of an opinion on them so far. So on another note, I think I want to start another blog, only this blog will contain the shirts that I have made. Most of the shirts suck but at least I'll have them all together. Although redbubble.com has them all together too. But we will see...

HALO FFFFFFOOORRRRR

Yo lo... So just real quick...I just got the Halo4 xbox 360! Im not really excited, I don't really know why I even got it...but oh well. I also got the Limited Edition of Halo 4. Not very excited about that either...here is a crappy picture... so there you have it...lame huh. I also ended up with two copies of halo 4. One came with the xbox. What should I do with the second one? I need ideas for shirt designs...I have nothing. SO. hey

catch up or catch DOWN

Yolo SO like usual it has been quite some time...surprise surprise. SO first things first:::I did some things with my laptop...naughty things...so naughty that its almost sexxxual. It involves the screen...if ya know what I'm sayin...giggity giggity. I took the screen completely off! My laptop is now just a 'lap'. There is no screen, oh no the horror! I had a broken hinge and I was just not going to fix it...dunno why but oh well. piima. Using an hdmi cord, my 40 inch tv is now my screen for my 'lap'. Great efffing idea huh? It is. I never used my laptop anyways, it was always a desktop. So when I got this idea I almost came. to my senses. It is working out pretty well...can you say 40 inch skin flix? I can. Moving on, I've been playing Borderlands 2 like crazy, I cannot get enough of this, its like chocolate flavored urine...mmmhhmmm good. That is all I really wanted to say about that. On another note...I will begin to make some PiiMA shirts. The PiiMA revolution has begun. Join me! PiiMA utnys t s hey random:OH HERE IS A LINK TO THE IRON MAN 3 TRAILER

Wii love it! No not really....

Yo, its been sometime since we've met. Okay, so lots to talk about...kinda. After being disappointed by Nintendo at E3, with the lack of info on the WiiU. They finally released some information. So there will be two different bundles released at launch on November 18th. The first bundle is going to be 299.99 and will include: Wii U console(white) One GamePad controller 8GB memory HDMI cable Wii Sensor bar A/C adapter The second bundle is going to be 349.99 and will include: Wii U console(black) One GamePad controller HDMI cable Wii Sensor bar A/C adapter 32GB memory Charging cradle and stands for console and controller Nintendo Land game Nintendo Network Premium Subscription I got the black one preordered at Gamestop. As for the games, here is a list that has been confirmed for launch day: Assassin’s Creed III Darksiders II Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two ESPN Sports Connection Game Party Champions Just Dance 4 New Super Mario Bros. U Nintendo Land Rabbids Land Scribblenauts Unlimited Sing Party Tank! Tank! Tank! Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2013 ZombiU I am pretty sure that there will be more, but we will see what happens. I got all this info @ http://www.ign.com/wikis/wii-u/Wii_U_Launch_Games http://www.ign.com/wikis/wii-u hey..

darksiders!2!

Yo you there. It is once again time to come and post a little something about nothing. I have been playing Darksiders2. The game is very good. I didn't play the first one at all. So I decided to read up on what happened in the first. I found a site that explained all that happened in the first one. Soooo I spent close to an hour reading all about the first game. THEN AT THE FREAKIN BOTTOM of the page there was a 15 minute video that explained the story. Funny now, thinking about it in retrospect. I am really enjoying this game though, Death is willing to do just about anything to clear his brother's name. The game is kinda getting too long though. I am slowly losing interest in it. I play it for hours and it doesn't seem to be coming to an end...it's cool though. Hey

skYrim skYrim skYrim

SO holy ballz of fire...>>>? I made one of the biggest mistakes in my videogame career, I started Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim. I first started by watching someone play Skyrim. I never thought I would play it. I figured it wasn't a game for me. BUT WOW WAS I WRONG! I started with the imperial bc it is about the money. I figured money buys good weapons and armor. This game is almost overwhelming, there is so much you can do. I made into the first town. I believe its Riverwood, well I killed the chicken that walks around the entrance. Then the town flipped out on me. They all wanted to kill me. How was I suppose to meet the sister(forgot her name) when she is trying to kill me. I thought about killing everyone and that way no one would attack me. But instead I decided to just load up a previous save point and avoid the craziness. But that is all for now, it is so tempting to just destroy everyone. But oh well...Hey

dark knight rises...a lot

Just saw Dark Knight Rises. I must say that Nolan has done a very good job with the trilogy, as expected. The way that Bane slowly became this powerful and ruthless tyrant was just crazy. The mask didn't help me understand some of his lines. Some things were very hard to hear clearly, along with batmans bronchitis voice. I did not have high hopes with the actress that was picked to be Catwoman, but Anne Hathaway really impressed me. There was a lot of crap talking about her costume but for how the role of catwoman was done, the costume worked pleasantly. I especially liked that when her goggles were pulled up, they looked like cat ears. I thought that was very creative. Overall the part of catwoman was done well. Christian Bale has portrayed the part of Bruce Wayne/Batman really well. I liked seeing Bruce Wayne as an old man. It really showed his human side. He is the dark knight but still very human and with all the weaknesses of humanity. It was also good to see him get his butt kicked by Bane. Im pretty sure he got punched in the face so hard that his mask was dented and then broken. With the title "The Dark Knight Rises" and the many trailers, it was obvious that he was going to he was going to be defeated. Morgan Freeman...what is there to say about him..the man is great at everything he does. This movie was not about Batman, it was about Morgan Freeman. He is the true Batman, he makes all the gadgets and vehicles. But that is all the time I have for now. hey

Spiderman GAME

Yo once again. So I recently played The Amazing Spiderman(videogame). The game picks up after the film. About a half hour into the game, you find out that Dr. Connors survives. So you can pretty much guess how the film is going to go. You break him out of prison so he can help you deal with the outbreak of half breed animal experimentations. While fighting robots that are out to kill you. But all that aside, I didn't really like the game. The swinging was changed dramatically, I wish the web swinging was just like in spiderman 2. The fighting mechanic was not very smooth. Now I had heard that the fighting was going to be similar to batman:aa and batman:ac. In a way it was but just no where near as smooth and fluid. I had high expectations for this game and I was very disappointed. I got rid of the game right away. it hurt to do it but I could not stand playing it any longer. Hey

StooP KID!!! leave your stoop

Hey long time no post. But now I am here and I am going to post. Got a new washing machine yesterday. There were some complications getting it into my humble abode. But thanks to my good friend Mr. Sancho Clap YO Hands we did it. Ive never talked about Mr. Sancho Clap YO Hands. He is an awesome guy, other than the fact that he has no emotions and can be a little racist. He has never told anyone this but he once had a "special" encounter with another man. He says he was drunk. but I think that he secretly enjoyed going to pound town with some guy. But anyways I got a new shirt up on redbubble it is about stoop kid, from Hey Arnold!. An amazing show from the 90's(i think). LINK HERE ---->sToopKiD Hey

day whateveR

FAILURE FAILURE So I have gotten really busy with work and other stuff going on. Therefore I have not been able to keep up with the INSANITY workouts which is really bad because although my body was sore from just a few workouts, I felt great. I was very confident with INSANITY and I was very excited, but with school and work I either come home way too late or just too tired. I am going to try and start up maybe next week, but not sure. So MINECRAFT finally has a release date for XBLA very excited. Went and got my preorder at gamestop. New TigerWoods comes out tomorrow, if I had Kinect I might have checked it out, but oh well. Still want to play Tales of Graces F and Armored Core 5. Talked to a guy about AC5 and he really got me excited about it. Possible new multiplayer maps for Uncharted 3...pass. Nothing else on my mind, just finished some homoework, suck it homework you dirty whore. hey

day3

Now it hurts me to say this, but I have failed. Today(yesterday technically 3/21) I did not do the INSANITY work out. I was very busy and didn't have time to do it. Although I am pretty busy today as well I am very confident that I will be able to do it tonight. I have work early in the morning but gotta make sacrifices. I am still pretty sore and feel like taking a nap. In other news...I guess new content is coming out for Mass Effect 3 that will bring better closure to the trilogy. It's just a game ppl, chill. There is also LittleBigPlanetKarting! Little Big Planet and ModNationRacers are making a game together. This will probably be fun. Other than that nothing else comes to mind.

day2

Today was a long day. Had school and then work right after. Then when I came home, I ate a little bit of cantaloupe, gotta love that stuff. After my little snack...INSANITY. I was a little sore through out the day today because of day1. Tomorrow I will probably be extra sore. day2 was mostly cardio and I did better than I thought, could have done better though. Sweating a lot more tonight though, man. I can't wait to hit the shower. Read a little about Ninja Gaiden 3 and Resident Evil Raccoon City today. Both of them suck pretty bad according to most reviews. NG3 had bad camera angles, repetitive game play, along with the lack of limb dismemberment. Raccoon City, dumb ai, bad cover, lack of character depth, and sketchy game play. I was looking forward to Raccoon City pretty bad, but now I am completely turned off. Also read a little about ppl hacking the dlc characters out of Street fighter X Tekken. lulz. GO BUY A SHIRT or give me ideas for new shirts. SHIRTSSS Hittin the showers ppl. Hey

day1

So I started the insanity work out, I just finished the first day work out. It was simple exercises and stretches. My legs are pretty sore but I am content with today. It was called the Fit Test, just to test out what I can do. I think that the Fit Test is done once a week. Tomorrow is a pretty busy day, so I don't really know how I'm going to fit in tomorrows work out. We'll see though. Hey

getting ready

so its getting closer to monday, and i am going to start this crazy insanity work out. I am getting excited, so much motivation to do this. not much else to say, work was okay today. Diablo 3 got a release date so thats cool. Next tuesday should be a little exciting, ninja gaiden3, raccoon city, and... dunno something else. Going to be exciting to get my hands on that resident evil. the guy from the show Lie to Me is such a troll, man he makes me smile. Woot, hey

mass effect 3

So the midnight launch of Mass Effect 3 was last night. I bought the game, and I even went to the midnight launch. I don't really know why I went to the midnight launch. I haven't played the first or second everyone and their cat have played these games and say that they are great. Now I don't doubt they are but we'll see how this goes. Now going but what I already know...earth is pretty much lost and you are trying save the galaxy...I think that in the end you will save everything and everyone will be happy. This is what I think will happen, BUT I really want to happen is...I want Shepard to completely fail. I want him to fail at saving the galaxy and earth. Everything he has done = pointless. That would truly be a great end to such a popular game. Oh by the way, three new shirts up. so check em out. youtube shirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/mrcuddles/works/8556574-keep-calm-and-check-youtube keep calm shirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/mrcuddles/works/8556220-keep-calm-and-juega-futbol-whttxt keep calm shirt(black text) http://www.redbubble.com/people/mrcuddles/works/8556121-keep-calm-and-play-futbol Hey