Master Chief has a fire

Fires up! So like usual it has been forever since I posted something. I'm thinking about starting a youtube channel all about Windows 8. But anyways, on to more important news Surface Pro 3! Holy balls does that look good, I want one so bad mostly for the stylus support. New N-trig tech looks interesting. I will get one, i promise that to myself. The one I'm aiming for is the 256gb i7 model. Next up is the new Linkin Park cd, it drops in a few days, looking forward to that. Built a firepit in my backyard like ten years ago, and her maiden voyage was yesterday. Here's a pic:

On another note, Halo Master Chief Collection! I had heard rumors but it was finally confirmed at E3. Very excited about it. Another game that really pulled me was Forza Horizon 2. I was a little disappointed with there only being around 200 cars. Not enough. I was saddened by Nintendo's announcements though, smash bros for 3ds pushed to October. They said it would be out in the summer...sure. Nintendo has really let me down lately, a lot. Done.

Hey, long time since i last posted...blah blah the usual. So I have been playing the crap out of Titanfall and I must say; damn its good. Super excited to jump into it, I went to a midnight launch party at a Microsoft Store and it was amazing, so many prizes that were raffled out. AND guess what? did not win anything. yay.

So x amount of hours later and 49 levels deep, I kinda got bored. Now I don't know if its because I haven't been playing my peeps as much or if I feel that its just getting repetitive. I forced myself to play about half an hour the other day. That's how hardcore of a gamer I am, I force myself to play. Yea.  I enjoyed it I guess but did not mind turning it off. I hope I feel differently after some dlc... hopin to pop a chubby if a know what I'm sayin.

Applied for a new position at work, more money, more work, more responsibility. fuk yes. I had a buddy of mine tell me that I needed to more positive, motivated, and confident at work, meh. I'm sure he's right, change in attitude would probably make a difference for the better, but what is the fun in that.

Thinking about writing/typing a short story about an event that I had to participate in for work. Of course I would change the details to make it badass. Change a boring detail to a very interesting and opposite detail. I love the idea of it, but most likely will loose the motivation to do it.

Also did a new shirt with a terminator stencil. i'll be black

Titanfall Beta, oh snap!

So Titanfall went open beta, and it is freaking awesome. It will definitely be a game changer. I am a really big Halo fan, and this plays differently than Halo. But it has really grabbed me...hard.
The wall running and second jump really add a twist to the game. To be really good at Titanfall, you really have to break some first person shooter habits. Not to mention the titan fights.
When you get into a titan is when the madness begins. Facing your metal giant against another gets intense. Not only do you have to worry about the other titan, but there could be people on foot that can deal pretty good damage. You have to really utilize your options well.
On the other hand, if you are on foot and going up against a titan...you're going to have a bad time. Going up against a titan, without a titan will end badly. Unless you use the map to your advantage. Getting to higher ground really seems help, hiding is good too. Either way, that is all for today. Back to titanfall.

Butt Cheese...

   SO like usual...it has been way too long since I posted something, wow. Lots has happened since I last posted...where to start. I got a new phone! Yea, I'm rocking the Nokia Lumia 1020, crazy phone with a 41 megapixel camera. Great for spying on people. Really digging the windows phone and its operating system. Its so simple and yet so powerful, SO MANY FEATURES...
   I also came across a pair of SOL Republic headphones, they're not bad either. I really want a pair of Audio-Technica over the ear headphones...I would really do some stuff for a pair of those.
    Oh I also got an Xbox ONE, and I really really like it. The kinect functionality is so sick. Not to mention really accurate. I've been playing Forza 5 and FIFA 14. Both are so good...butt cheese.

Is that your diarrhea?

      HeyO, I wanted to say hello. Today was a normal day...I worked, had trail mix(since no one else eats it) and went home. Regular day...but as the day progressed I thought about some random things...mostly random words. SO be before leaving work I was hit with a shot of motivation ...in my butt...Therefore I came up with an idea to put together these random words and make a story. Genius! or just another way to pass the time(fyi, i dont believe in time(fyi I dont believe in believing)). So lets get started, recipe for random story: T-Rex, Porcupine, salad, flowers(yea a guy that thinks about flowers), diarrhea, tornado, high five, tires, and cheese. Let's do this.
      In a place far far away, but not too far. We don't want to get lost during this short story. There once lived a dinosaur (at least we will call him a dinosaur, there were no other creatures like him, but I don't wanna call him a Unicorn) and his name was Scoots. Scoots the dino that could maybe have been a Unicorn. Scoots was a lonely individual, but that's not important. What made Scoots special(other than he was the only one of his kind) is that he had a horrible disease. This disease made him addicted to cravings...cravings for the good stuff. What I mean by the "good stuff" I'm talking about high fives!
      Although Scoots could not control his craving for high fives, he still lived a normal life. Since I don't have a name for his disease, we will call his disease; Diarrhea. So Scoots, the lonely dino with his crazy case of diarrhea...perfect. In this place that Scoots lived in, high fives were always great(even if they were coming from a depressed dino that maybe could have been a unicorn). Scoots would meet other creatures and instantly high five them. They would ask, "What's the occasion for the high five?". He would then reply, "I have diarrhea." Which would lead to another high five, yea!
      New high fives everywhere Scoots went, yay! NO, WRONG! Scoots was really hating the high fives. He was sick of them, he was sick as a fat kid eating salad. One day Scoots was walking along some random place at some random time and he came across a tire. He began talking to the tire, yea Scoots feels comfortable around tires. Scoots started whining about his depression and his diarrhea. After a few hours of talking to this tire, something happened! Oh snap!?!
       "Did you say Diarrhea?!" the tire decided to respond to Scoots whining. The tire had heard of Scoots' disease. Scoots was pleasantly surprised, and slightly aroused.  His craving kicked in and started high fiving the tire, but since the tire had lost his arms in an accident involving a flock of chihuahuas, there would be no high fives. The bad part about this is that if your diarrhea cravings are not met, you may have seizures. So Scoots dropped and had a seizure, he was shaking harder than the truffle shuffle.
       Renal failure would soon kick in if Scoots was not taken care of! Ironically enough, the tire was attracted to seizures. The tire was excited to see a harcore seizure up close that he quickly began to rise...to the occasion and grew a massive, thick, veiny, muscular...arm. The tire gave Scoots a massive high five. This quickly stopped the seizure and renal failure was avoided. The tire went on to tell Scoots that there was a cure for his diarrhea.
       Enrique, which was name of the life saving tire, told Scoots that he had to find the tornado of porcupines. In the center of this tornado there would be a piece of the worlds best and purest cheese. If Scoots ate this cheese, he would be cured of his special diarrhea. There was one warning though, the piece of cheese would have to be replaced with another object. No worries though, Scoots had a plan.
        After receiving specific directions on how to find the tornado of porcupines, Scoots began his trip to find his cure. He traveled for a few weeks, high fiving any creature that he came across. Enrique told Scoots that the tornado of porcupines would be atop a mountain made of jelly beans and retired christmas trees. Scoots reached the foot of the mountain and slowly began to climb cure his curse of a  disease....To be continued. Jus sayin. Chinchilla.

Scoots

Destroy the Sentinel and be Happy

    So like usual it has been a little bit since I have posted, but here we are. CHINCHILLA! I just got a new computer, yay! It's an all in one computer! It's running Windows 8 Pro and I am slowly getting use to it. I like it though, it feels just like the Surface RT that I was messing around with a little bit ago. BUT since I got this computer I have posted up two new shirts.
     The first shirt was actually half me and half seven year old. This child started drawing a very sad Squidward from Spongebob. When she was done with the face, a light bulb exploded in my head! The picture was so creepy, I loved it. It just needed something else...happiness. Here is the link for the Happiness shirt. Happiness Shirt

Happiness

      The second shirt, which I just did last night was inspired by the X-Men. I saw some pics of what the Sentinels will look like in the next X-Men movie. So it got me thinking about stencils for some reason. So Sentinel stencil was the perfect idea. The Sentinels are always destroying stuff, so why not DESTROY....SO this was created...Link for this-->SENTINEL says DESTROY

That's it for now...I have to go take apart a bed frame. Chinchilla

Sentinel says DESTROY

Your Surface is showing...

    Like usual it has been forever since I have posted anything. I recently came across a pretty "rad" new toy. The Surface RT OMGGGGOMGOMGOMGZZZZ!!! This is a tablet from Microsoft, its running Windows 8 RT(Run Time) and I must say that I am really impressed. Lets start with some of the features.
    It made of VaporMg(which is really tough...and hard lulz) so that makes it pretty durable. I wonder if its tougher than a GameCube...On top of the VaporMg it has a built in kick stand(insert omg "!O!" face here). Tablet with kickstand, the first time I saw this I think I peed a little. I have pics of the puddle to prove it. Moving on...there is a universal serial bus port on this baby! Yessss a USB port on a tablet. Although more tablets are having the USB ports, this is still pretty cool compared to other popular tablets. If it matters to ya, its usb 2.0. It also has a micro hdmi port, I won't really be using this to often since I will be using the Smartglass app instead. It is still cool to have though! Uh! I also really liked that it has a 10.6in screen, it really works great with widescreen movies and really makes them true 16:9 At this point I would like to point out that I am listening to Ruff Riders Anthem by DMX. Next on the list of features on the Surface tablet, it has a microSD card slot too.  I'll would probably utilize that by adding another 32 gigs of storage. Something else I really liked about it was the keyboard. There are two types of keyboards, the touch keyboard and the type keyboard. One is a pressure sensitive keyboard and the other is a thin mechanical keyboard. I like them both but personally prefer the type keyboard. Both also serve as a cover for the screen of the tablet. So that's it for now. I could go into other awesome features, but I'm not going to. EXCEPT for the fact that the Surface RT has Office already installed on it. This was really cool, don't have to pay for office.
    I also really like Windows 8, which really surprises me. I really liked Win 7 and thought that I would never like 8. After messing around with Win 8, I got use to it and like how simple it is. We'll save that for later though.