holy balls

So i just found out about this site called eyehandy This site shows how to do all kinds of things. The videos are really well done and very informative. There are videos from how to cook brownies to how to record gameplay on your xbox. Battery is about to die, gtg. Hey

cuddle19

Hey everyone, its been a while since I have found myself here. Still working on my second shirt design. To be honest, I haven't had a chance to work on it in a couple of days. I think I am going to look for a new job, I need the money and everything is just munchy. Losing hope on this shirt again. I love food. I have not done anything productive today. I have been messing around with this stupid mp3 player that belongs to a friend. Its a sansa clip+ and I am having trouble with getting a sd card to work with it. Really making me mad. Haven's seen the hornytreestump in quite some time. Wonder what she's up to. Looking forward to some games coming out this year...Final Fantasy 13-2 is really tempting, but I couldnt stay awake during the first one. Eh. Mass Effect 3 looks cool, didn't play the previous ones...I was slightly interested in that Tintin movie game, then I read a review on it and got bad reviews. MAN I miss Vanquish. That was a badass game, cant wait to get that game when it goes for like 5 bucks. I saw a video the other day that really got me thinking how stupid the people of this country really are..Now I'm not saying I am a flipping genius, because I know I am not. This video was about a guy interviewing random people in New York City about the upcoming election. about 80 percent of the people didn't know who was running, or just picked the more attractive person(the interviewer had a printout of who is running). Then when asked about the war, the majority of people didn't know if we were still at war or not. Watching the video made me kinda mad, but I laughed at the same time. Hey

cuddle14.1

So I have been pretty busy lately and have not had the chance to post anything lately. I have been adding to my twitter account a little bit. In my last post I mentioned that I had been thinking about some haikus. Now if you didn't look it up like I had suggested, a haiku is a type of poem that normally has 3 lines. The first line contains 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, ans finally the third line has 5. In the little minutes of time that I've had here and there, I tweeted some quick haikus. SO if you dont't follow my twitter, I'm going to post some of the haikus i added on my twitter @MrCCuddles

#1
Big and blue, watch out.
Do not look because you can.
Balls Big Balls.

#2
My computer is,
turning me on and I like,
when your pen is in my butt

#3
Lonely I am.
Horny I will never be,
Refrigerator.

#4
You make me sick,
Your cookies taste like forehead.
Your mom is fat.

the word "your" is two syllables just so ya know.Hey

cuddle14

So ever since I started this blog I thought it would be cool to do a post on haikus. Or just a post consisting of only haikus. For those of you that do not know what a haiku is...look it up damn it. Just kidding, Mr Cuddles is kidding, joking, playing, lemonning with ya. But seriously look it up. All I'm going to tell you about haikus and what they consist of is...that...Hey

cuddle10

SSSOOOOOOOOO this is my 10th post. We should celebrate by running naked through a forest of republican red wood trees. Then these trees would see a parade of naked people then they will continue to judge is because we are parading nakedly. Which brings me to my next point: There should be a porn out there where everyone is naked then they put clothes on. This would greatly influence the porn industry in a new completely different direction. At this current moment in time, there is a cartoon about a trickster that keeps tricking everyone and making himself look good. They're going to trick the trickster by tricking him into believing that he has found out all their tricks and trying to trick him in an obvious tricky way. Guess what? They succeed! Good thing the world is perfect and everything is in balance. I love life. Hey

just a pic of different mustaches