Showing posts with label smooch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smooch. Show all posts

Friday, December 30, 2011

cuddle17

NOw with my busy work schedule and just life itself, I have been to busy to update on here. I finally got a second and here we are. I have a couple of new shirt ideas. I for some reason really want this shirt thing to take off. Must be my undying love for money. It is my purpose in life; to make some freaking money!!!I think that's why I like scams too. The hamster from Bolt is the shit. I wish the entire human race were giant hamsters that rolled around in giant balls. Hey

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

cuddle14

So ever since I started this blog I thought it would be cool to do a post on haikus. Or just a post consisting of only haikus. For those of you that do not know what a haiku is...look it up damn it. Just kidding, Mr Cuddles is kidding, joking, playing, lemonning with ya. But seriously look it up. All I'm going to tell you about haikus and what they consist of is...that...Hey

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

cuddle8

Yo. Rain sucks. I'm very hungry, and just got some money.
The cash is not mine,
it belongs to the one I never call honey.


i'll probably stay home all day.
Its really cold out and Im feelin kinda gay.

Oh man I really miss the fall,
I really don't like the snow, it hurts my ball.

Yea I only have one, and its not too bad.
I'm talking about the chest hair that belongs to my dad.

This post makes no sense at all,
I don't think anyone reads this shit anyways.
I have nothing to rhyme so lawl lawl lawl.

Today really sucked, my teacher is so old and has no clue.
I can't stand his class, its pointless retarded and a waste of gas.
I sat there in my chair today, bored and hungry with nothing to say.

I whipped it out, when no one was looking and started to play with it.
Class was much better now, although everyone could hear my computer go click click click.
After a while I started watching Back to the Future,
Guy next to had never seen it, he was getting to close.
Lucky for me I'm a smoocher.

Hey