cuddle23

yo world what is going on? im waiting for my class to start i have about a half hour. Should do something more productive, I really don't like the keyboards in this class room. The douchebag is here yet. During the first couple days of class he took the wheel chair guys seat. How the hell can you take the wheel chair guys seat. Then what he said to the wheel chair guy was priceless, "I'm just mixing it up, ya know." What a watermeloning doughbag, he just walked in and now we are going to start the douchie day. Now he's complaining about defragging his computer and how its taking to long, that process is suppose to take a long time. Oh man, anyways. I read a little about a rumor that microsoft might put some tech in their next gen system that will not allow the system to play used games. I dont agree with that, I only buy used games. Hey Link here

cuddle20

Hey there, it has been quite a while since I posted on here, but here I am and lets begin. Ugh..hate me life hate me life. haha. banana you its funny. I tricked the uScan at a store today. Ha sweet. Anybody else think that Avril Lavigne is hot? Eh she's okay I guess. SO I was thinking about this whole SOPA thing. I am against SOPA and enjoy my freedoms. I signed the google petition against it. School has been going okay so far. Except for the douche bag that is in two of my classes. We will call him the Hairy Bald Guy. I went into the bathroom to take my usual pee before class. Then hear some grunting and pushing and some slight farting..Something just came up ill have to finish this later.

shirt2.0

so Ive been having some trouble with the shirt design that I uploaded the other day. I'm going to edit it a little and then also properly set up a link(like my twitter). Ive been really busy lately and have not been able to update this blog or the twitter. Nobody reads this mango anyways. Today I was driving down the street and suddenly had the strongest urge to rem the car ahead of me. They didn't do anything wrong, I just really wanted to floor it and ram the living f*ck out of the guy in front of me. Another weird thing that happens to me A LOT, if I'm driving down the freeway/expressway, I often think about what it would be like to just make a hard right and have my car flip over the wall. OR when a big semi truck is driving by me, the thought of ramming into one of its tires and causing it to flip over. Normally I keep this to myself, but whatever. All it takes is a brief instant to just end it all, to anyone who ever commits suicide(which I don't recommend for legal reasons) you have to go out in style. Make is sweet, not just jump off a building or bullet to the head. Do something involving fire, dolphins, and drum sticks...just sayin.

anus plus sugar.
i wish that opposite day,
was tomorrow. sock.

haiku for the day right there^ it came out of nowhere, I had to get it out of my system. Goodnight you pricks. Hey

cuddle15

So my grades for the semester have been posted, I did okay I guess. My overall gpa went down a little bit. But whatever, pointless to worry about it. SO some of the things that Ive been thinking about....saw a new trailer for the kingdom hearts 3d game. Im so lost with the storyline. What the hell? I have no freaking clue about what to even think. Probably never find out either. NEXT heard about a game breaking glitch in the new zelda game a little bit ago. I like the game a lot but just cannot find the time to dedicate to it. I also need something to post about. I want this blog to be interesting and bring many readers, but cannot figure what to write about...so any ideas are more than welcome. What's a good game to play on ps3?? I kinda want a kinect...i really dont like christmas. I dont think I really know why I hate this holiday so much. I like to see people happy, I even like making people happy. But this holiday of cheerfulness and happiness just disgusts me. I never look forward to this holiday. Everyone around me is happy and enjoying the season, but not me. I sit there dreading every cold and snowy moment. Just waiting for someone to come and try to talk to me. Sometimes I think there is...Hey

cuddle14.1

So I have been pretty busy lately and have not had the chance to post anything lately. I have been adding to my twitter account a little bit. In my last post I mentioned that I had been thinking about some haikus. Now if you didn't look it up like I had suggested, a haiku is a type of poem that normally has 3 lines. The first line contains 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, ans finally the third line has 5. In the little minutes of time that I've had here and there, I tweeted some quick haikus. SO if you dont't follow my twitter, I'm going to post some of the haikus i added on my twitter @MrCCuddles

#1
Big and blue, watch out.
Do not look because you can.
Balls Big Balls.

#2
My computer is,
turning me on and I like,
when your pen is in my butt

#3
Lonely I am.
Horny I will never be,
Refrigerator.

#4
You make me sick,
Your cookies taste like forehead.
Your mom is fat.

the word "your" is two syllables just so ya know.Hey

cuddle14

So ever since I started this blog I thought it would be cool to do a post on haikus. Or just a post consisting of only haikus. For those of you that do not know what a haiku is...look it up damn it. Just kidding, Mr Cuddles is kidding, joking, playing, lemonning with ya. But seriously look it up. All I'm going to tell you about haikus and what they consist of is...that...Hey

cuddle8

Yo. Rain sucks. I'm very hungry, and just got some money.
The cash is not mine,
it belongs to the one I never call honey.


i'll probably stay home all day.
Its really cold out and Im feelin kinda gay.

Oh man I really miss the fall,
I really don't like the snow, it hurts my ball.

Yea I only have one, and its not too bad.
I'm talking about the chest hair that belongs to my dad.

This post makes no sense at all,
I don't think anyone reads this shit anyways.
I have nothing to rhyme so lawl lawl lawl.

Today really sucked, my teacher is so old and has no clue.
I can't stand his class, its pointless retarded and a waste of gas.
I sat there in my chair today, bored and hungry with nothing to say.

I whipped it out, when no one was looking and started to play with it.
Class was much better now, although everyone could hear my computer go click click click.
After a while I started watching Back to the Future,
Guy next to had never seen it, he was getting to close.
Lucky for me I'm a smoocher.

Hey

Cuddle2

   So this is my second post. Today I will start with....There are oxen in my bed and in the wonderlands, you too can poop on unicorns. Now that that is all out my system...what to say...I wanted to post something yesterday but just couldn't get around to it. Yesterday morning I worked at a previous job that I am kinda on call but not really employed there...ya that's how Mr. Cuddles like to roll.
   So last time I worked at this job(restaurant that shall remain nameless for the sole reason that I think needs a new name, so now I guess I will give it a name....The Slipper Nipple...?...sure) was about two weeks ago. Which is okay because this job can be very depressing, especially after numerous years. Mr. Cuddles has bills to pay though, can't just cuddle and snuggle for free ya know. Pillow pets=pets that are pillows. Yea I threw that in there. So I show up at The Slippery Nipple bright and early, brightness made up of my sadness and despair. Not to mention the sun was not out yet either..damn you sun. But it is okay, I don't really enjoy the sunlight, this doesn't mean that I'm a night person. I don't enjoy the night either...can't see anything...and cuddling in the dark is not easy...SO I go to the back door, since The Slippery Nipple didn't open for another 3 hours. So I start pounding on the cold and ugly door with hopes that someone is inside already and will let me into the poo hole I once called my occupational career. After a few seconds, someone had heard my pounding and came to let me in. I was surprised that I was heard, I was not pounding with my good pounding hand. It was pretty sore from the night before. I was pounding away like an angry flock of koala bears at my you know......you know.....my nice very clean and dust free pair of....bongos. I was playing that bongo donkey kong game for the gamecube that nobody really played. BACK TO THE STORY, the story of my hardcore pounding can wait for another time.
   So the door opens and I see one my favorite work associates, for privacy reasons I will call this beautiful person....HornyTreeStump. HorneyTreeStump is a great person, she's great to talk to. Plus I'm pretty sure she has been around the block more than a few times,...she goes to the gas station down the street all the time. So the door opens and there is HornyTreeStump. I was glad to see her, but didn't tell her that because I didn't want things to get weird, I think her stump grows wet branches when I'm around...if ya know what I'm saying.  So I go and clock into the so called "register", I'm pretty sure my phone has more processing power than those pieces of poo that are so important to the purpose of The Slippery Nipple, but what ever keeps The Slippery Nipple open and happy, more money in Mr. Cuddles' pocket, which means more things to buy and cuddle. Next I notice that there is a grill technician there taking apart our grill, or as I liked to call her...Esmeralda. For privacy purposes, I will call the technician Mr. Quiet Mustard Mustache Man. This was a problem, I was suppose to clean the grill this morning, I had promised another employee that I would, and now I was going to break this promise which would result in more sadness. Then cuddling becomes very hard for Mr. Cuddles. The employee of which I speak is also a very good friend, we'll call him Pointy Lolly Pop. So I continued the shift with my other responsibilities, preparing The Slippery Nipple for action. As the morning progressed HornyTreeStump and I talked about the usual stuff: my life, her sex life, her kids, more of her sex life, and how she needs to stop smoking. She had been out of town recently and was telling my about how the people on the plane were so attractive and she wanted to do things that involved dirty kitchen utensils and slightly used baby diapers. Now this didn't really seem appealing to Mr. Cuddles but what ever keeps the HornyTreeStump going I guess...WOW my neighbor has a visitor, Its freaking almost midnight, he has not had a visitor over since he caught his girl cheating on him and kicked her out, that was an entertaining couple of days. So at work it was almost time for the boss to come in, we'll call her The Gentle Water Buffalo, she's is one the best bosses I've had in all of my cuddling career. She doesn't trust anyone and loves to work, I dont know much about her personal life, but I did hear a long time ago that there was a rumor about a time she banged another employee that really knew how to bang those that are bangable and like to keep secrets about the banging bangs that they have. But we'll probably never know.
    So Mr. Quiet Mustard Mustache Man was just about done with the repairs and was well in his way out. Around this time I started to tell HornyTreeStump about a blog project that I was starting at school at CMU(CuddlesMuchUniversity) lol. Then I read a small passage from my first blog post ever, and she seemed to enjoy it. Which then gave the motivation to continue this blog of mine, soon after though I lost the motivation to continue....I think I should see someone who thinks they can help me about my possible motivation issues. I sure hope no one really reads these posts. I will probably post all my feelings and emotions during this blog experiment, I might even cry. I haven't done that in....maybe going on 11years.
   I am going to conclude this post very soon, since I am very tired and hungry. I'll just wrap up the rest of my day....I said no to my boss at my real job for the first time, I became a little more unhappy about how I feel about myself, and I played some Batman Arkham City, man that game is so freaking sweet. By the way I hear that Joker dies at the end of it. I didn't see that coming. O well I still need to finish the game, although I traded in today. This was my day opening the Slippery Nipple with a HornyTreeStump, Br Quiet Mustard Mustache Man, and the Gentle Water Buffalo while breaking a promise to the Pointy Lolly Pop. O well, thanks for reading dont forget to cuddle and pretend to be happy to make others around you feel jealous of your false happiness. Poop on those unicorns. Hey