cuddle23

yo world what is going on? im waiting for my class to start i have about a half hour. Should do something more productive, I really don't like the keyboards in this class room. The douchebag is here yet. During the first couple days of class he took the wheel chair guys seat. How the hell can you take the wheel chair guys seat. Then what he said to the wheel chair guy was priceless, "I'm just mixing it up, ya know." What a watermeloning doughbag, he just walked in and now we are going to start the douchie day. Now he's complaining about defragging his computer and how its taking to long, that process is suppose to take a long time. Oh man, anyways. I read a little about a rumor that microsoft might put some tech in their next gen system that will not allow the system to play used games. I dont agree with that, I only buy used games. Hey Link here

cuddle20

Hey there, it has been quite a while since I posted on here, but here I am and lets begin. Ugh..hate me life hate me life. haha. banana you its funny. I tricked the uScan at a store today. Ha sweet. Anybody else think that Avril Lavigne is hot? Eh she's okay I guess. SO I was thinking about this whole SOPA thing. I am against SOPA and enjoy my freedoms. I signed the google petition against it. School has been going okay so far. Except for the douche bag that is in two of my classes. We will call him the Hairy Bald Guy. I went into the bathroom to take my usual pee before class. Then hear some grunting and pushing and some slight farting..Something just came up ill have to finish this later.

cuddle14.1

So I have been pretty busy lately and have not had the chance to post anything lately. I have been adding to my twitter account a little bit. In my last post I mentioned that I had been thinking about some haikus. Now if you didn't look it up like I had suggested, a haiku is a type of poem that normally has 3 lines. The first line contains 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, ans finally the third line has 5. In the little minutes of time that I've had here and there, I tweeted some quick haikus. SO if you dont't follow my twitter, I'm going to post some of the haikus i added on my twitter @MrCCuddles

#1
Big and blue, watch out.
Do not look because you can.
Balls Big Balls.

#2
My computer is,
turning me on and I like,
when your pen is in my butt

#3
Lonely I am.
Horny I will never be,
Refrigerator.

#4
You make me sick,
Your cookies taste like forehead.
Your mom is fat.

the word "your" is two syllables just so ya know.Hey

cuddle8

Yo. Rain sucks. I'm very hungry, and just got some money.
The cash is not mine,
it belongs to the one I never call honey.


i'll probably stay home all day.
Its really cold out and Im feelin kinda gay.

Oh man I really miss the fall,
I really don't like the snow, it hurts my ball.

Yea I only have one, and its not too bad.
I'm talking about the chest hair that belongs to my dad.

This post makes no sense at all,
I don't think anyone reads this shit anyways.
I have nothing to rhyme so lawl lawl lawl.

Today really sucked, my teacher is so old and has no clue.
I can't stand his class, its pointless retarded and a waste of gas.
I sat there in my chair today, bored and hungry with nothing to say.

I whipped it out, when no one was looking and started to play with it.
Class was much better now, although everyone could hear my computer go click click click.
After a while I started watching Back to the Future,
Guy next to had never seen it, he was getting to close.
Lucky for me I'm a smoocher.

Hey

cuddle7

So its late. Just finished watching Thundercats. It was a good finale to the first season. I think I might like this new version of Thundercats more than the old 80's one. Tigra and Cheetara....kinda saw it coming, he deserved something to go right for him. Panthro loosing his arms,..holy testicle tuesday! Didn't see that coming at all, he'll probably get some Robocop arms or something like Jax(i think that's what I'm thinking of) from Mortal Kombat. Work was okay today, another weekend at job #2. We'll call this place the Rejection Station of Self Motivation. The job pays good but I'm thinking of leaving it...not sure though. I need to go to bed, and do my homework. I haven't had time kinda. When I got home the movie Knocked Up  was on. I watched it for maybe a half hour. I don't think I like it. I want to see Immortals, that movie looks super sweet and quite entertaining. Had a chance to work a short shift at the Slippery Nipple today. Had to turn it down, I wonder what it's like without me there sometimes. I'm sure the Slippery Nipple gets the attention it deserves from the rest of the people working there. Probably gets more than enough attention from the Horny tree stump. Oh Horny Tree Stump, you crazy piece of horny wood stump. Wouldn't burning that wood...I think I'm getting sick, which sucks about as much ass as Internet Explorer 9. ZINNNGGGG! That's probably only funny to few people. Tomorrow should be a good day, or at least I hope it will be. I want to do something really cool with this "Pointless Blog" but have no idea what I could do. I'm also starting to notice that a lot of people think I'm always sad, mostly people at work. I walk in and everyone asks, "Why so sad?" WTF no one said I was sad. I guess its cool that they kinda care, but I don't know it's starting to bother me. Lick You Luis I'm not sad man. More pissed than anything else, stop letting that dumb anorexic bitch run you like a treadmill dude. I doubt he'll ever read this, probably since he doesn't speak the english all that great. He's a great guy and crazy worker, but stupid when comes down to that bitch. I'm sure she's nailing just about everybody. She's like a sex hammer, just bangin and bangin. Oh well, what ever gives him the illusion of happiness. Why the hell did I pick the name Mr. Cuddles, man that is so Carroting retarded. I don't remember the last time I cuddled with anyone, or any thing. Oh well its like smelly balls, once you got em, you can't bear to let them go. Hey

Cuddle4

   Today I will be doing something a little different. I Don't really have much to say so I'm going to show some pictures. Out of the pictures I will describe a situation and relate it to the picture...lets roll like a fat guy down a steep painful hill.
   

In this situation you have just received a text from your father(yes your father knows how to text). Your father explains that you were adopted and that your mother is actually a tranny. This explains why your skin is a different color and why your mom is bigger than your dad. This is the response you are about to send.

In this picture the situation is....that both these guys shave their legs. Other than that, everything is normal.

This is the face you make after you find out that the pretty girl you brought home last night is actually married.....and your brother....awkward...married.

This isn't really a situation, it just really bothers me...he's not wearing shoes. Someone give him some shoes, he looks really sad.(This is in no way related to Pointy Lolly Pop)

This is just a picture of some really nice balls. Man Tommy Dakar really knows how to capture some nice balls.

  So this is my post for tonight, let me know what you think. Hey.